Mettle Of Honor

It must be great to have your own newscast. You can report on anything you want. Take Brian Williams, for example. He's on the board of directors for the Medal Of Honor Society. So every time a Medal Of Honor recipient sneezes, Brian reports on it. I guess if Brian was on the National Cheese Council board, he'd be reporting on cheese all the time. Too bad Brian isn't on the American News Society board of directors. If he was, maybe he'd report more actual news each night.